clonemilfonabike said: What if it's screaming "YOU WHORE I SAW HIM FIRST" and also is actually Ocelot?

Shoot it.

clonemilfonabike said: If a cat keeps howling outside your yard, should you shoot it?

Depends on how much it’s howling.

clonemilfonabike said: Many a man has scaled them, but few have been impressive enough to be worth remembering. Or do you just leave yours out to seduce Hal?

I…uh…

Let’s talk about zomezing else.

clonemilfonabike said: Yes. My little Himalayas. Yours are more like the Urals. Dividing east from west.

Ehhhh…

clonemilfonabike said: Big Boss has fallen in before, but he always manages to escape. Just claws his way out of there. Ocelot sends him a rope sometimes too, the bastard.

Zese are your breasts we’re talking about? Eh…not literally, I hope.

clonemilfonabike said: Mostly Big Boss, but if the kids fall in, I can hide them from Zero forever :3

Zis is getting pretty weird.

clonemilfonabike said: I'm waiting for certain people to fall in, then I'll fix it.

Ehm…I…see?

clonemilfonabike said: Sometimes they fall in and don't come out.

I zink you should probably work on zat. It sounds razzer dangerous.

clonemilfonabike said: They accidentally!

ZAT IS NOT A VERB. IT IS NOT A TING YOU CAN DO. ZEY HAD TO DO SOMEZING.

clonemilfonabike said: It means they see my boobs and then they accidentally.

Zey accidentally VAT?