clonemilfonabike asked: What if it's screaming "YOU WHORE I SAW HIM FIRST" and also is actually Ocelot?

Shoot it.

clonemilfonabike asked: If a cat keeps howling outside your yard, should you shoot it?

Depends on how much it’s howling.

clonemilfonabike asked: Many a man has scaled them, but few have been impressive enough to be worth remembering. Or do you just leave yours out to seduce Hal?

I…uh…

Let’s talk about zomezing else.

clonemilfonabike asked: Yes. My little Himalayas. Yours are more like the Urals. Dividing east from west.

Ehhhh…

clonemilfonabike asked: Big Boss has fallen in before, but he always manages to escape. Just claws his way out of there. Ocelot sends him a rope sometimes too, the bastard.

Zese are your breasts we’re talking about? Eh…not literally, I hope.

clonemilfonabike asked: Mostly Big Boss, but if the kids fall in, I can hide them from Zero forever :3

Zis is getting pretty weird.

clonemilfonabike asked: I'm waiting for certain people to fall in, then I'll fix it.

Ehm…I…see?

clonemilfonabike asked: Sometimes they fall in and don't come out.

I zink you should probably work on zat. It sounds razzer dangerous.

clonemilfonabike asked: They accidentally!

ZAT IS NOT A VERB. IT IS NOT A TING YOU CAN DO. ZEY HAD TO DO SOMEZING.

clonemilfonabike asked: It means they see my boobs and then they accidentally.

Zey accidentally VAT?