clonemilfonabike asked: People accidentally my boobs all the time. It happens.

But…vat does zat mean?!

Anonymous asked: What do with Eva's boobs? I accidentally would your boobs too.

How vould you accidentally boobs? You cannot boobs. Zey aren’t an action.

Anonymous asked: So i wit my honey and making out wen the codec rigns. i anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my cloneson?” i tell my lover n he say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS CODEC?

ZEN WHO VAS CODEC?!

Anonymous asked: Dear Sniper Wolf. I accidentally Eva's boobs. What do?

vat

askevasboobs:

badadvicesniperwolf:

askevasboobs:

It’s not really…healthy. I- I mean, they shouldn’t resort to intimidation and seduction to win this guy over, even if it would be a piece of cake.

Vell, zen, vat should zey do?

Well, since they’re not in love with him, perhaps just…move on? She can just ignore him, right?

Euhhhhhh…..I guess you have a point zere.

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askevasboobs:

It’s not really…healthy. I- I mean, they shouldn’t resort to intimidation and seduction to win this guy over, even if it would be a piece of cake.

Vell, zen, vat should zey do?

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askevasboobs:

badadvicesniperwolf:

Sveetheart, love knows no bounds.

O_O

I’m a little concerned by the tone of your advice, madam.

Vy is zat?

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Sveetheart, love knows no bounds.

spookvogel-deactivated20130325 asked: But what if a Kyary is something ugly and gross?

Vell, if it’s ugly and gross, at least I’m prettier zan it.